Long Live The KIng, Rocco

      King Rocco, a very good friend to one and all, is one of Peace Dog's main confidantes in bringing about the inevitable all glorious world peace not only for dogs but mostly for humans.  Some may think that King Rocco lives the life of luxury but nobody knows how much he does to protect the domain for his humans and friends, that include a bevy of birds, who chirp mercifully giving him the background of his outwardly orchestrated space, a billion square feet of castle that Rocco is inclined to run roughshod over which is a hard road to hoe as a dachshund who must make his way around the billion square feet on the shortest legs on earth.  His legs are the only thing that might bother him in his sublime regal body.  The thing that really bothers him beyond this physical short coming are the crass and vile utterances of his breed being slandered with the dispicable moniker "wiener dog, hot dog or sausage dog".  If this should ever cross the lips by some less than commoner in his presence, well you can count on a very gnawed on ankle of the perp; unless of course that guilty party is sitting down and then you don't know the wiles of the King to wreak havoc on the lower extremities that mean the most to the defiler of the noble breeds name.  There are some things that won't be tolerated.  Of course King Rocco says this with a certain ryeness in his bark, knowing that really there are bigger fish in the sea.  Even bigger that the Koi in the pond that is another realm of his kingdom that he protects and governs over.  It's not an easy job but someone has to do it.  King Rocco, just one of the royal blood that we have the honor to have in our circle of world renown canine to bring sanity to the insanity of our so called owners and caretakers.  So Long Live The King -- Rocco!